" Rules are rules: Only one pair of sunglasses per player. No exceptions allowed even if you are from Texas. (Oh, by the way, don't forget to swap a big "Howdy" with the next person you see.)"     "Brian, it's okay. We know your wife wants you home by 2:00 PM to mow the lawn but we will tell her that you were kidnapped by a bunch of volleyball terrorists".       "Eli, get your nose out of the sand. Your opponents promised not to tell a soul about cross-dressing for the coed tournament. But next time if you and your buddy Gary show up for the tournament would you please do me a favor and register for Men's Doubles".   Your official for the next match: "Honest Abe".   More Pictures