Professionally sponsored "Team Hat"

"For my next trick, watch my hand disappear"

"This spike is for you buddy, and your mother wears combat boots". Oh, by the way, hope you have a nice day. Isn't that the spirit of the "No Attitudes Allowed"?

""No way, Buck-a-roo, I'm not using your rubber K-Mart ball no matter how much you beg!"

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