"Erik, if I have told you once, I've told you a hundred times:
I'm the dominant player in this tournament and I will play every first
ball that comes over. You will do nothing but play defense and set me for
the put away. Besides, I'm sick of your 'cute stuff' out on the court.
Any questions?"
"Hold your horses, bucko, I'm getting up to the net"
Unbeknownst to Michael, here comes Hari to apply the famous sleeper
hold from her All Star Wrestling days
"Yeah, Robin, I lost these 3 toes to frost bite in Minneapolis
and that was during the summer time!"
"Hey, this is a new offensive shot I'm working on: 'the Mark Akin Cobra
from the prone position' (patent paending). Caution, though, this is recommended
only for
world class athletes like myself."