"Erik, if I have told you once, I've told you a hundred times: I'm the dominant player in this tournament and I will play every first ball that comes over. You will do nothing but play defense and set me for the put away. Besides, I'm sick of your 'cute stuff' out on the court. Any questions?"

"Hold your horses, bucko, I'm getting up to the net"

Unbeknownst to Michael, here comes Hari to apply the famous sleeper hold from her All Star Wrestling days

"Yeah, Robin, I lost these 3 toes to frost bite in Minneapolis and that was during the summer time!"

"Hey, this is a new offensive shot I'm working on: 'the Mark Akin Cobra from the prone position' (patent paending). Caution, though, this is recommended only for world class athletes like myself."